By Valerie Frankel
Right here comes the bride . . . there is going the groom. Penny Bracket waited years to marry dream guy Bram Shiraz. Then at the morning of the large Day, whereas she's making an attempt on her veil, Penny gets the worst two-line letter of her existence: "Penny, i cannot battle through with it. Sorry, Bram." Penny's damage and disenchanted. yet Esther, Penny's divorced mother, wishes Bram's head on a platter. So mother ambushes the cold-footed coward prior to he hot-foots it out of city, bonks him at the head with a champagne bottle, and spirits him away to a hidden room in her gargantuan mansion briefly Hares, New Jersey. Esther does not wish a lot. All Bram has to do is write own, heartfelt apologies to every of the 2 hundred upset marriage ceremony site visitors . . . and consume each mouthful of the very pricey gourmand marriage ceremony banquet that has long gone to waste. Then he will be unfastened to go away. Penny does not wish Bram tortured. She simply wishes solutions to "why" . . . and perhaps a bit revenge. Will she realize her runaway groom is locked away within the attic? Will Bram's widowed father—handsome tough-guy Keith Shiraz—be capable of find his lacking son . . . and perhaps seduce Esther Bracket within the cut price? Will Bram be capable to hold his athletic determine after eating 2 hundred entr?es and millions of child quiches? learn on!