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By Dan Gutman

By no means sooner than has college been this combined up — or this a lot fun!

Principal Klutz used to be placing the other way up from the college flagpole! He kissed a pig at the lips and painted his bald head orange! And now he desires to bungee leap off the roof of the college dressed as Santa Claus!

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This time, the bar dude looked at me. ” the man slurred. “Ignore him,” Dead Cop said. “Just go about your business, sir. ” I did it a third time. “He’s gonna wake the neighbers,” the drunken guy observed. “I’ll stop him,” the Deader said. Then he took a step toward me, his decaying feet making squishy noises inside his Philly police-­issue shoes. I wasn’t sure exactly what “stop him” meant, but I figured it couldn’t be good. Fortunately, I’d just caught my breath. ” I screamed. “This guy isn’t a cop!

In English, he hissed, “Stupid girl! ” Sharyn smoothly sheathed her sword, and from inside her coat, she produced a mean-­looking hypodermic. The needle had to be ten inches long, and its syringe was filled with clear liquid. Grinning, she held it up. The Corpse’s eyes followed it. ” Sharyn chirped. Then, in one fluid motion, she turned on her heel and backhanded the needle into the Deader’s chest, slamming the plunger home. ” Dead Cop peered down at the big hypodermic sticking out a few inches below his collarbone.

I asked. Her smile widened, as if I’d just passed some kind of test. “Yeah, she’s cool. Lost the Deader cop about eight blocks from here. Would have come back looking for you, but I called her off. ” I might have asked how she had found me, but I already knew. My wrist radio had a built-­in GPS chip that apparently still worked despite the rest of the gadget being toast. Thank God for Steve Moscova, who made each one of them by hand. “Sharyn…” I stammered awkwardly. “I know we broke the rules and regs.

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